Late again?
Blame the tech.
Generate a bulletproof corporate-grade excuse for joining late, dropping off early, or just not showing up at all. Enterprise-tested. IT-approved.
Categories
Connectivity
VPN drops, ISP outages, router reboots, and mysterious packet loss that only strikes during presentations.
Apps & Software
Teams crashes, Citrix freezes, Outlook hangs — the classics that every IT department knows by name.
Device
Blue screens, forced Windows updates, webcam drivers, and microphones that refuse to cooperate.
Security
Antivirus quarantine, MFA token failures, endpoint compliance blocks — and other IT-enforced crises.
Infra / VPN
Proxy misconfiguration, DNS resolution failures, corporate firewall whims, and datacenter mysteries.
47 Excuses Ready
All enterprise-tested. None IT-patched. Used responsibly by professionals in 12 time zones.
⚠️ Built for laughs, not insubordination. Use at your own professional risk. The developers accept no liability for performance reviews, passive-aggressive calendar invites, or Slack messages from your manager starting with "Can we chat?".